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Browser Cookie Patent 238

resistant writes "Here's more patent madness, this time on cookies used in browsers. (By now, even Forbes has a commendable attitude about this rampant greed)." This is actually a pretty interesting article for folks not so familiar with why patents are such a big deal in this day and age.
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  • First Post! (Score:4, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:03PM (#5578791)
    And I patent it!
  • It DOES make sense! (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Occam's Hammer ( 463213 ) <occam444-slashdot@yahoo.com> on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:03PM (#5578794)
    I read an interesting article in the New York times last week that sheds a little light on the practice of filing for these obviously ridiculous patents. Evidently companies are using these useless patents by donating them to universities or organizations and taking a huge tax write off for it. It is starting to make more sense now. $4000 (US) to "research" and file the patent, and then if they happen to get it, donate it to a college and write off the "Value" at $800,000.00! A very large profit without ever having to enforce an obviously unenforceable patent.
  • Prior Art (Score:5, Funny)

    by birdman666 ( 144812 ) <ericreid AT mac DOT com> on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:04PM (#5578795) Homepage
    I think Nabisco has prior art on this one.
    • Re:Prior Art (Score:3, Interesting)

      by idfrsr ( 560314 )
      Actually this is covered by a series of patents by a Mr. Christie. The patents included things from the basic cookie to doubling the chip amount to improve goodness. He also has a patent pending in the same series on the gooey-ness of cookies.
  • by stonebeat.org ( 562495 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:05PM (#5578798) Homepage
    whoever does it, will make lot of money.
  • by Linux-based-robots ( 660980 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:06PM (#5578807) Journal
    What next? Pies, pasteries, fudge brownies? Where will this madness stop?
  • by Flak ( 55755 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:06PM (#5578808) Homepage
    I'm going to patten the act of sex. I will be rich beyond all dreams. I will only collect on the act of sex at the birth of a child, but I will charge retroactivlly for all "pratice acts"
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:06PM (#5578809)
    Anyone remember IEMSI? I think that was it. Anyway, it was a mechasnism that allowed BBS's and dial-up clients to exchange login information to create a session that was persistent. It was actually pretty neat. I remember I lobbied for it be included in Renegade (COTT LANG in da hizouse!). That was close to a decade ago.
  • by Pika ( 49094 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:09PM (#5578827)
    Read the patent - F5 DID NOT PATENT COOKIES!

    They patented the ability to use and set information in cookies for load balancing decisions.
    • by SlashdotLemming ( 640272 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:41PM (#5578978)
      Read the patent - F5 DID NOT PATENT COOKIES!

      This has become a daily thing on Slashdot. Alarmist post, no-one reads the article, dozens of people complaining about the same set of high level problems.

      Its evolved into an interesting business model. The ignorant masses (oh god, this has turned into an elitist post!!!) click and click and post their generic detail free complaints while those who care can still find useful information.
      The marriage of paranoia and truth that other news outlets haven't mastered.

      I'd complain, but a 'better' system would never stay in business.
      And anyways, most of my jackass troll posts would never be accepted. ;)
      • Its evolved into an interesting business model. The ignorant masses (oh god, this has turned into an elitist post!!!) click and click and post their generic detail free complaints while those who care can still find useful information

        Are you suggesting SlashDot patent "detail-free discussions" (if it hasn't already been done)?

    • by stevens ( 84346 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:55PM (#5579011) Homepage
      They patented the ability to use and set information in cookies for load balancing decisions.

      And it's still shameless. I've worked with cookie persistence on F5's BigIP load balancers. It uses a cookie to identify which server out of a server pool a particular client should go to.

      This is for load-balanced webservers that keep server-side session data, which is only on one server for any particular client. So the clients are distributed across the pool, but any particular client always goes to the same server in the pool. Simple.

      This is what cookies were made for. Cookies were designed to solve problems where you need a particular HTTP client to keep a piece of data the server needs. This is a piece of data the F5 server needs, and so it uses a cookie to store it on the client. It's not any new innovation.

      Any good developer would've come up with the same solution. This is just patenting "Using Cookies for Application X." Next we'll see "Using Cookies for Application Y." Humbug.

  • Comment removed (Score:5, Interesting)

    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:10PM (#5578828)
    Comment removed based on user account deletion
    • by MrWa ( 144753 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:24PM (#5578915) Homepage
      It still looks "obvious" to me,

      Don't most patents look obvious after the fact? That seems to be the most difficult part about deciding whether these patents are valid - even for a non-technie, once you read the patent, the idea may seem obvious. This doesn't always make the patent invalid, though, right?

    • it actually looks like a hardware patent more than a software one

      I've heard that often software patents are often worded such that they describe a device which implements an alogorithm rather than describing the algorithm itself. Often patent examiners don't even realize that the application is intended for software and not hardware. I think it has something to do with a bias towards allowing patents on hardware and tangible inventions. Any program can probably be described in terms of mechanical objec
  • Marvin? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Vinnie_333 ( 575483 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:10PM (#5578834)
    I claim this patent in the name of MARS!
  • Cookies? Sheesh... (Score:2, Insightful)

    by rocjoe71 ( 545053 )
    Why would anyone bother laying any claim to cookies? That's like wanting to enforce a patent based on a Ford Pinto.

    Any web app developer can tell you that there's half a dozen more reliable and secure ways to persist data. Typically allowing a user to resume a session without apt verification is bound to lead to problems: data & identity theft, inappropriate disclosure...

    • Well, they did say that they've been using it since 1999. Which brings up an interesting point. Where using cookies to handle load balancing in 1999 seemed like a pretty neat idea (digital wristwatches), four years later, the idea is totally dated, as you've pointed out. Perhaps a "middle-of-the-road" solution would be to recognize the accellerated obsolescence inherent in technlology, and patent ideas related to software more appropriately - how's a four-year limit on software patents sound? Long enoug
    • by FyRE666 ( 263011 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:33PM (#5578954) Homepage
      [why cookies]

      Any web app developer can tell you that there's half a dozen more reliable and secure ways to persist data.

      Care to list them? Aside from making every simgle page a form, or re-writing pages to append an ID to every single URL link? Cookies are still the most convenient way to maintain a session with lower server-side overhead. Using session cookies is certainly no less secure than the above methods (possibly more so, if the browser history allows another user to continue the session due to bad coding on the server).
      • 1. Session based on incoming IP address.

        2. Session based on URL- or POST-embedded token.

        3. Session based on a session cookie *not* generated by the load balancer, but instead by the app(s) running behind it.

        [Pound [apsis.ch], a very simple, elegant open-source load balancer, can handle these top three.]

        4. Session based on Authorization/Authentication information send with each browser request.

        5. Session based on browser-stored certificate. (This is sorta cheating; very similar to item 4.)

        Well, damn. I can
        • >1. Session based on incoming IP address.

          What if you disconnect and reconnect with a totally different IP address? (especially likely if you're a mobile user...you could be connecting to a completely different network).

          What if it's a public computer? Your cookies might be stored separately from someone else's (presumably you have different logins) but then you connect from the same IP address..

          2. Session based on URL- or POST-embedded token.

          Cool, so if I want to get to your information, al
    • If you are talking about actually storing *data* in the cookie, then I can also come up some much better answers. Hell, even flat files are better than that for most purposes.

      When it comes to keeping the session connection between a web app and a browser, I can't come up with any that is better. ID in url? Hidden form fields? Or god forbid, trying to keep track of a visitor via IP?

      If you don't want people to have "remember me"-cookies or forget to close their browser, just time out the damn session then.
    • by pod ( 1103 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @06:06PM (#5579780) Homepage
      Well? The challenge still stands, Mr I'm-a-hot-web-developer. Tell us your secret method of keeping track of sessions that are better then cookies. Or do you have a patent on it?

      Sorry, but you can't beat a cookie. All major dynamic web page schemes have easy cookie handling. ASP, PHP, Perl, etc. Most have built-in session capabilities. ASP and PHP have options for both cookie and url based sessions, and ASP will even do the autodetection for you. But URL rewriting will break when you have complex JavaScript generating URLs on the fly, or Shockwave menus, or Java applets. As long as it's the browser sending the request, the cookie is guaranteed to be sent.

      You say major browsers have broken cookie support. Well, please, do tell us more, we're all waiting with baited breath. Just one example please. Personally I've never had a problem with cookies in all my years of web development. You set a cookie, you get it back on the next request. The reason people don't trust cookies, and turn them off completely, is because of a) very early security issues, and b) idiots like you spouting off bullshit.

      If you're worried about cookies being hijacked, you have some very simple things you can do server side:
      - Tie session to IP. If you receive a session id that does not match the IP that set it up initially, either redirect to a login page, or ignore the request.
      - Time outs. If you get a session id, and last time you saw it was 30 minutes or whatever ago, time out the session and redirect to a login page.

      These are just the extremely obvious ones, and I regularly use both in my web apps. There must be other methods, some more some less secure, out there.
      • Ok, cookies: never used them and never expect to. I don't like 'em because it puts data on the client's computer where I can't protect it.
        • Yes, session-based cookies are better because the data dies with the browser and never has to leave the safe-and-snuggly confines of the server.
        • URL-based session identification is even better because I don't have to care whether the client's browser can handle any type of cookie, session or otherwise.

        Oh yeah, and as for basing any sort of security around IP-address,

  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:11PM (#5578839)
    Sesame Street's Cookie Monster was unavailable for comment.
  • This isn't madness (Score:3, Informative)

    by rnd() ( 118781 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:13PM (#5578847) Homepage
    Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

    I highly recommend The Lever of Riches [amazon.com] to anyone who wants an accessible but rich economic analysis of innovation. The book attempts to answer the question of why different countries and civilizations have had varying levels of technological success. Patents are discussed, and in particular how different kinds of patent law influece the kind of innovation that is produced.
    • by J. J. Ramsey ( 658 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:47PM (#5578994) Homepage
      "Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?"

      You're kidding, right?

      I got news for you. People innovate, engineer, program, research, etc., in large part because they have an itch to do so. Money is important as a motivater since it can allow people to feed themselves as they continue on with work, and it can allow people to buy better tools, work harder, or encourage people to keep plugging along during the drudge work that is inevitably involved in such enterprises. However, money is only a partial motivator.
    • by rollingcalf ( 605357 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:59PM (#5579024)
      "Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?"

      No, patents are a restriction on the freedom of markets - others are prevented from creating something which they could have done if the patent didn't exist. Patents are artificial monopolies. The idea behind patents was that the benefits to society by providing the incentive to create would outweigh the disadvantages of the freedom that they take away. Unfortunately, the way patents are now given out willy-nilly makes us better off without them.

      Patents are not necessary for being profitable in software. Most software until about 5-6 years ago was created without the creators bothering to seek a patent. For protecting software, copyright is available. But there just isn't any software that would have not been created by the original creator or someone else if software patents didn't exist.
    • by jbn-o ( 555068 ) <mail@digitalcitizen.info> on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:59PM (#5579025) Homepage
      Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

      Some people forget that computing is one industry that did not always have to deal with patents as it does now. Computing was moving along perfectly well without them, so patents don't come off as necessary to spur innovation, but weapons to needlessly hobble competitors. Patents are being awarded for ridiculous and obvious ideas that stifle the development of software and hardware for all but the richest participants. The consumer does not benefit from this reduction in competition. Furthermore, your point suggests you think that if one industry has patents they all should have them. I suggest you examine the details on how patenting works in each field and you throw out such broad sweeping conclusions.

      For a far more prescient, detailed, and learned view of patents specifically talking about patenting algorithms used in the production of computer software (sometimes inaccurately called "software patents"), listen to [gnu.org] or read [cam.ac.uk] RMS' talk on patents.

    • Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

      So that they could pretend to innovate and squeze money out of other industries that have or would have come up with the same innovations anyhow. Free markets exist and prosper inspite of patents, not because of them. Patents monopolies are worthless, it is only now that it is becomming seriously notable.

      Try - "necisity is the mother of invention" - for a r

    • Patents are a critical part of the foundation of successful free markets. Why would anyone want to innovate if not to profit from his innovations?

      While I've generally agreed with your posts, I have to call you on this one. Patents do not assure that you will profit from your inovations. At best, they let you stop others from profiting from your inovations (or even, in many cases, from improving on them). Nowadays, the main thrust seems to have shifted to stopping other people from profiting from their

  • Forbes, that bastion of neoconservative thought, has rarely met a government granted monopoly they approved of (see telco deregulation, airline dereg, among others).

  • The judge should rule that all of the involved parties be forced to read this:

    Legal Protection of Digital Information [digital-law-online.com]

    There will be a test on Monday.
  • by sielwolf ( 246764 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:19PM (#5578877) Homepage Journal
    Everyone is just trying to get a dollar and a cent out of a tech industry they still think is hemmoraging cash. But here the implications are even worse. The worst thing about a domain name grab is that it points to a hack portal like xupiter.com and that in two years (with the anti-tech economic downturn) they'd probably drop the domain name.

    By having a patent though... well, it can be bad news all around. I wonder, why didn't W3 try and pick up all these patents? Or are they out of their element here?
    • I wonder, why didn't W3 try and pick up all these patents

      In an ideal world they would. In reality patents cost money. There are a few patents these days that truely deserve being issued, but that there are so many that shouldn't that it paints a bad picture of the whole system. These stupid patents are usually bought by companies and used on their competitors in the same way as the mafia threatens your life with a mob.

      I am pesimistic that the government has any incentive to clean up the patent system (se
  • patent madness (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward
    When this said something about someone patenting cookies I had wistfully hoped that the long drawn out legal battle that ensued would lead to an era of peace and harmony where no cookies were stored, malicious or otherwise!
  • by Kolenkow ( 557147 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:22PM (#5578898)
    Why didn't ID software patent the 1st person shooter? It would've saved humanity from loads of crappy doom-clones.
    • You've got it all wrong. It should be 'electronic 1st person shooter', otherwise it would be too obvious. But then again its not as if the USPTO really cares.
      • Heh... For a split second, I mentally substituted "USPS" for "USPTO" and thought, "but they would care wouldn't they? They certainly have prior art on "Postal Facility 1st person shooter"...
    • Why didn't ID software patent the 1st person shooter? It would've saved humanity from loads of crappy doom-clones.

      I would give up every Doom and Quake game ever made for Half-Life, Goldeneye and System Shock.

  • by Vinnie_333 ( 575483 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:22PM (#5578899)
    There definitely needs to be a change in how patent infringement cases are tried. Right now they are heard in front of a jury of 12 laymen pulled off the street. In fact, anyone that does have experience in the related field is likely to be thrown off of the jury, since they may have a preconceived notion about the case at hand. Patent trials need to be heard by individuals that, at least, UNDERSTAND what the case is actually about.

    The company I work for was recently sued for patent infringement by some yahoo that claims that he invented hierarchal relationships in DBs. Every programmer there laughed. It was absurd since they were already in use at the time he claims to have invented it. But he WON! And the cost of an appeal could make it not worth while financially (appeals are heard in front of "experts", though).

    Crazy. Things like this should never get to court!

  • OMFG (Score:4, Funny)

    by Chordonblue ( 585047 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:22PM (#5578901) Journal
    You know, I don't think Keebler's and Nabisco should be forced into licensing cookie technology. There's gotta be some prior art here somewhere!

  • by mlush ( 620447 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:23PM (#5578911)

    I recall a Goon Show [goons-online.org.uk] where the word 'Help' was copyrighted by Grytpype-Thynne who made a killing by pushing Moriarty (?) into the water and charging him royalties every time he Help!

    Nothing changes :-(

  • by aquarian ( 134728 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:26PM (#5578927)
    The USPTO measures its own net income with all the sophistication of a dot-com, focusing only on the top line--application fees.

    Well, that's how every government agency works. The top line, the amount of money coming in, through fees, funding, etc., is the amount controlled by the people in charge. And in bureaucracies, that's everything -- your worth as an administrator, your salary, and your political power, is defined by how big a budget you control, and how many people you have under you. So bureaucrats do whatever they can to increase their budgets.
  • by arvindn ( 542080 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:29PM (#5578935) Homepage Journal
    If someone patented popups, and enforced it, then I'll be cheering :)
  • by aquarian ( 134728 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:38PM (#5578974)
    One of the main differences between patent courts and the rest of the court system is that patent court is not adversarial by design. When you go for a patent, you're not under such a heavy burden to prove you're worthy of it. And it's not the government's job to prove you're not, or even to put up a challenge. Other courts are adversarial by design. Each side does whatever it can to prove they're right and the other is wrong. Out of this emerges a winner and a loser. The patent system is not like that. Instead of a right and a wrong, we're left with two maybes, and potentially some new barriers to free commerce.
    • When you go for a patent, you're not under such a heavy burden to prove you're worthy of it. And it's not the government's job to prove you're not, or even to put up a challenge. Other courts are adversarial by design. Each side does whatever it can to prove they're right and the other is wrong. Out of this emerges a winner and a loser. The patent system is not like that.

      You are right: with the patent system, everybody who patents is a winner, and everybody else is a loser, never mind whether they show up
  • patents (Score:3, Insightful)

    by lastninja ( 237588 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:39PM (#5578975)
    I think much of the problem would go away if the USPTO had to pay the lawyer cost for every patent they granted that didn`t hold up in court, that way even a small company would dare challenging a big one if they KNEW that they were right. Furthermore the PTO would have to be more careful in handing out patents. Just an idea ;).
  • RTFA (Score:5, Informative)

    by PhuCknuT ( 1703 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:48PM (#5578997) Homepage
    This isn't a patent on cookies, this is a patent on load balancers detecting cookies and using them to keep a session associated with a specific server in the load ballanced pool.
  • by Ed Avis ( 5917 ) <ed@membled.com> on Sunday March 23, 2003 @02:54PM (#5579007) Homepage
    It's not blatant greed, it's blatant *stupidity*. People and companies will always be greedy. The point is to channel that greed so that it benefits society as a whole. Capitalism with competition is one attempt to achieve this. The patent system, also, should be designed so that when companies act in their own interest they are also benefiting the public - for example, the public gets a benefit in the long run from the invention being published rather than kept secret. But when the patent system is extended to software and particularly when the standards of patentability are so trivial, the behaviour it rewards can become detrimental to the economy as a whole, as the article suggests.

    The answer is not to castigate individual companies for acting in the interest of their shareholders - even though their actions may be immoral, any one case of patent abuse will be a small part of the whole, and persuading one company to stop its actions for fear of bad PR does very little to stop other companies applying for bogus patents or to stop the patent office granting them. The answer is to fix the system.
    • by twitter ( 104583 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @11:49PM (#5581257) Homepage Journal
      Reback says that patent abuse has only been a problem for 20 years or so:

      For almost two centuries, the USPTO did a reasonable job balancing the need for incentive against the need for competition. But about 20 years ago the floodgates burst open, and the free-enterprise system has been thrashing in a tidal surge of patent claims ever since.

      The glass bottle making industry shows that this problem is at least 100 years old. Patents were abused so that there were only two bottle making machine companies in the entire US for decades. They used many of the techniques we see in software today. They used their patent ownership to prevent others from making machines of any kind and tried to fence each other off by applying for patents needed to improve each other's machines. They used the non competitive market to demand that all of the equipment be leased, not owned, by actual bottle makers. "Price cutters" were denied the use of equipment and concesions to make bottles were handed out like gold mines to a selected few. The price of glass bottles remained artificially high until plastic and aluminum manufacture was available as a sustitute. The US government coluded with these companies. While they were tried and convicted of anti-trust violations, no real harm ever came to them and there were no gross problems of "over production", as if that were possible. While it's true that patents on busness methods and drawing squares electronically bring new lows to the method, the ends have been achievable for a century.

  • by Montreal Geek ( 620791 ) <marc AT uberbox DOT org> on Sunday March 23, 2003 @03:01PM (#5579029) Homepage Journal
    IANAL, of course, but there seems to be a simple way to invalidate all software patents in one fell swoop (given, of course, a large amount of currency to pay the gaggle of lawers needed to litigate all this).

    IIRC, Turing's Machine is describable in [relatively, for a mathematician] simple mathematical formulae. Given that all of today's computing machinery modus operandi, and therefore all software algorithms, can be described in terms of a turing machine, which in turn can be described in formulaic terms, it follows that all software is just insanely complex algebra simplified by a well-designed (for the task) notational convention.

    Given that mathematical formulae cannot be patented, and that one also cannot patent simplifications by simple notation changes, all that needs to be done is hire a couple of renowned mathematicians, a bunch of lawyers with dark blue suits, and throw them at a judge.

    Right? I can't possibly beleive I'm the first one to have tought of that.

    -- MG

  • by rsilvergun ( 571051 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @03:02PM (#5579031)
    ...started being able to take already existing technologies (cookies here, mouse clicking there, etc) put them together and patent the whole mess? From what I can gather the company didn't invent cookies, but a way of using cookies. It'd be like patenting driving nails in with a hammer in two hits instead of three (I can see it now, two-hit-hammering). A distinction needs to be drawn between the tool that's invented and the use of the tool.

    Why patent office clerks (whose job, let's not forget, is to know enough about the technologies involved to make informed decisions) can't make this distinction is beyond me. My guess is it's not just a matter of throwing money at the problem. Remember, patents are a profitable business for the government, and somebody gets to spend that money.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 23, 2003 @03:03PM (#5579035)
    It's always better to apply for a patent than to have someone else apply, win the patent, and then sue you.

    Applying for the patent can be a cost effective defensive move. Then you don't have to go to court and defend your position... you can choose not to enforce the patent and it cost you only the cost of the patent.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 23, 2003 @03:06PM (#5579048)
    it used to be that you had to present a working model of an invention to the PTO before being granted a patent. This had the effect of both crystalizing the definition of the claims and restricting these to those specifically demonstrated w/ the implementation. Patent drawings have a similar effect though they allow for a more liberal interpretation of the implementation.

    IF these hucksters had to actually show the PTO examiner the implementation of their claims alot of these patents would be either thrown out for obviousness or prior art , or forced to drastically restrict their claims.

    examiner : this looks like a hyperlink ?!?
    huckster : no it's a user joy eliciting interaction actuator.
    examiner : wha ?
    huckster : our claim is on all interactions that make people happy , or result in greater happiness.
    examiner : so if I click this link and it leads to a picture of a cute baby and that makes my smile , you want to own that interaction ?
    huckster : right , that baby would be infinging on our patent.
    examiner : ok then here's your patent for hyperlinking to pictures of smiling babies that make me happy. Good Day
  • I think this rampant abuse of patents is a good thing(TM). Every time I see another of these frivolous lawsuits, I have to smile. The backlash will come eventually. Every asinine lawsuit brings us closer.

    If the mainstream media is starting to get clued in, that's a pretty good sign.

  • Will someone please clarify exactly what a patent covers? I thought a patent covered a particular implementation of something.

    For example, can I not create my own online ordering system that allows a purchase with only one click? So long as I don't have the same object model or database schema as Amazon, I thought I was fine.
    I also thought it was fine for me to create a system that charges toy race cars using magnetic inductance. Just because the Candela Rechargable Lamps [thinkgeek.com] use a "patented" magnetic ind

  • What now with the war going on, I'll bet Tony Orlando [tonyorlandoonline.com] wishes he had patented yellow ribbons [news14.com].

  • My Hope (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Snowspinner ( 627098 )
    My hope is that, after a dozen or so of these crap patents are thrown out, companies will realize that this isn't actually an effective way to scam money. So far we've had the hyperlink thrown out, and I'm sure we'll have one-click buying, targetted ads, and cookies thrown out... so only 8 more incedents of blinding stupidity left!

    Incidentally, and only slightly off-topic, I hope (Or, at least, my karma hopes), can we have less hyperlinking in stories? It shouldn't take more than one guess to figure out wh
  • Is there any page that lists patents that are now in the public domain, or have a less than a year left? That is one page I would love to visit.
  • by Fapestniegd ( 34586 ) <james AT jameswhite DOT org> on Sunday March 23, 2003 @03:50PM (#5579220) Homepage
    The USPTO [uspto.gov] is hiring patent reviewers. [uspto.gov]

    In the short amount of time you spend reading slashdot and shaking your fist at "The Man" you could have reviewed (and rejected) an obvious patent.

    Seriously, It is a nice government job, with benefits, and you'd be doing a lot of good.
  • They didn't patent the cookie.

    I can't believe we get these submissions DAILY where both the submitter and the editor are too lazy to read the article.
  • Defense (Score:2, Interesting)

    by hotspur_fan ( 210395 )
    Actually, now the large companies are using patents defensively. Instead of saying "OK, we'll pay the $20 million" they say "OK, but we have 10 patents that you infringed on. Let's just call it even".
  • The site .forbes.com wants to set a cookie. Do you want to allow it? Yes/No/Sue Them
  • Cookies are probably the most hated of all things Internet. Who in their right mind would want to patent them?
  • by werdna ( 39029 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @08:45PM (#5580441) Journal
    Exaggerating the scope of a patent makes for some nice press and fans the flames of Slashdot anti-patent demagoguery, no doubt. But this patent neither claims nor reaches into the scope of cookies generally.

    Rather, it is far more narrowly drawn to a particular use of cookies (acknowledged as prior art) for a particular load-balancing scheme in a particular manner.
  • Apparently The Standard has excellent proofreaders on staff on staff:

    From the article:
    This computer animation, shown during the introduction of a conference on software patents yesterday, illustrates a nightmare haunting many software developers in Europe. They fear that what is described as "patent madness" by European and US patent offices will turn software development into Russian roulette. The bullets: trivial patents on obvious techniques; the revolver: lawyers of US software giants.

    On the presenta

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